Characters

 Cool Cat
 Safari Sam
 Toppy
 Elfis
 Haystack
 Mr. Conductor Man
 Santa Claus
 Count Yorga
 Easter Bunny
 Surfer Bo
 Cowboy Eddie
 Slade
 Melvis
 Capt'n Jack
 Chef A. Poopahn
 Mad Capper
 

Capt'n Jack

Yes, even before "that" Captain Jack…there was…Captain Jack. The "sleaziest sleaze of the seven seas" sez he. Frocked in locks and stocked with a buried treasure map to share with his mates. No finer scallywag can thar be to hoist the colors and raise the voices for the pirate's life of lagging about before another bout with mother nature's fury filling up yer sails.